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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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